Friday, March 9, 2007

My biceps fail me again

One time it can suck to live alone....



... when you can't, for the life of you, open up your jar of Dilly Dip.

You mean I have to eat my veggies plain?

5 comments:

John said...

As far as I'm concerned, anything with Cucumbers in isn't worth opening anyway. You have, in fact, been saved.

But if you really wanted to get into a jar...best thing EVER...dry rubber gloves. The ones you use for washing up. I find that the yellow ones work best on food jars. The pink ones just make me feel like a lady. So they're good for Sundays.

Feck...I really should know when to shut up!

Indiana James said...

My mom told me once to make like you would with a juice bottle, turn it up side down and smack the bottom and then giv'er.

LMizzle said...

Turn the container upside down and pour REALLY hot water from the tap over it, then dry off. If you can't open it, put a knife under the lid rim and pull back a little to loosen it. If that doesn't work...SMASH THE FUCKER!!!

Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

Spread butter around the rim of the lid. Grab lid with tea-towel. Twist...

And shout! - Yay! Excellent! Spiceworld! (for example)

Princess Pointful said...

John- My dip actually didn't have cucumbers. That photo was the closest I could find- so I was, in fact, not saved.

Thanks for all the advice! I think I shall do all at once...
Shout Spiceworld! while wearing pink rubber gloves, spanking the dip jar under hot water.
And will post that hot video on youtube.

Actually, before anyone even responded, I tried the hot water trick, and it worked!