He's back...
Well, all you arachnid lovers will be happy.
Apparently a high powered hose is not enough to defeat my front door spider.
Unlike on previous weekend nights, when coming home late at night after a few glasses of wine, I deliberately avoided looking to my right when opening the door, I took a really good look into his little cranny, to double check that he was still gone.
He wasn't.
And now I am ever more convinced of his super-spider powers.
(Even worse is the fact that I am still morally bound by my non-killing vow. I wish I was a less ethical person... then I would have snuck out there with the Raid, and kept tonight's happenings to myself).
8 comments:
Even if you had, I suspect this one has evolved powers that make it immune to Raid.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Ha! I tried to warn you, a hose is no match for a super powered spider!
Punch it in the face and give it black eyes.
Yes!
You should give the spider a name. How about Peter?
He seems to like you.
That's probably what you were afraid of, though.
Ant- Believe me, I am.
Smartbuddy- I think you were right about him getting stronger- his web is definitely bigger. He has the intentions of catching some serious prey.
Airam- I wish :(. He's the one I made the non-killing pact with- he loves that spider!
Ultra- Unfortunately, that would mean touching him.
Duke- I had a feeling you would be pleased.
Dorky Dad- A name may be a good idea-- but Peter doesn't work, considering it is the name of someone I know, and thus seems inappropriate. Something much more evil is needed.
Eric- I'm not sure which is worse- him liking me or hating me. I would prefer fear.
You can try this, if you're serious about not killing the wee thing...
http://www.leevalley.com/gifts/page.aspx?c=1&p=56114&cat=4,104,53209&ap=2
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