Thursday, August 23, 2007

Some things you just have to share...




You're Lolita!

by Vladimir Nabokov

Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real. Please stay away from children.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.



Okay, so this is a lame attempt at a post.
And I'm sure the quiz doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

But I'm still going to go scrub myself with some lye.

So very dirty.

PS. Home on Sunday! Boo for real life!

16 comments:

Jocelyn said...

I guess I need to rethink my mental image of you, ya big preeevert.

Jocelyn said...

OMG, I'm A PRAYER FOR OWEN MEANY, a book that kind of made me barf.

Airam said...

Thanks jebus that wasn't the book that I got stuck with. The last line "please stay away from children" would mean I'd need to find a whole nother career.

Oh and I'm all about the filler posts.

libby said...

haha those quizzes are so odd sometimes, i'm gonna go do mine!

Ant said...

Hmmm, I like that the quotes around the quiz were "It's like it looked into my soul..." and such-like... It must be really accurate.

You scary perv, you! :o)

Hmm, I'm To Kill A Mockingbird. What the hell does that mean?

captain corky said...

What a naughty little girl you are.

Yoda said...

Scrubbing yourself with lye is gonna hurt your soft and sensitive skin. Be careful!

:-p

brandy said...

I did this over at Airams site. I was "Guns of August", or "Guns for August". It was some book I hadn't heard of so I felt like I was completely ripped off. Then I read that it won a Pulitzer and felt a lot better.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

I was 'Cry the Beloved Country' by Alan Paton.
Nicking this, because it coincides with what I am going to post on.

cdp said...

Oh dude! I can 't wait to try this.

But seriously princess, stay away from children.

LOLOL!!!!!!!!!

cdp said...

I'm "A People's History of the United States."

TYPICAL.

Beth said...

I'm gonna try it but I'll probably end up with something like Nancy Drew and The Hidden Staircase.
I'd prefer Lolita.

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Airam said...

Who the hell left you that long ass comment???

eric1313 said...

I got that same giant anonymous/rascist comment at my blog. I think so, anyway...

I saved mine to Word doc, and left it's remainder like you did here. I'd love to get some mo' money by suing whoever the fuck for hatecrimes. It can happen, too.
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I'll take this test...

Congrats2U, Pervy Princess!

eric1313 said...

Love in the Time of Cholera
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff could get you killed.
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wha-whuuuuuuuuuu (like a taunting brass intsrument)

I'd so love to be Oddyseus!