Thursday, August 28, 2008

Note to self (or the one in which I try to re-enact my adolescence)

There are reasons one doesn't skinny dip in a lake in the middle of the day.

Unlike an ocean, there is a set boundary encasing all activities.
As such, as private as a little rocky cove may seem, you are always just around the corner from, say, two kayakers.

... or so I've heard.

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

... or so I've heard.

Oh, sure, we believe you. Not!

;)

Anonymous said...

haha! what a laugh :-)

Jess said...

Hahahahahahahahaha. Nice show for the kayakers!

Yoda said...

Who cares? Its Canada!!

:-p

P said...

Ooopsy . . . ;)

Tonya said...

ooops!! how fun though!

Crushed said...

I think I can picture what happened..

I must take up kayaking..

B said...

aaaaahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Haha. Awesome.

The Serial Monogamist said...

What is the compulsive nature of those who must have their clothes off? I mean, really?

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious. =)

KA said...

Or you're skinny dipping in a lake and are intruded upon by some hikers... or so I've heard.

myself said...

oops!

Crashdummie said...

OMG!

Did the kayakeers have a camera? :S heck, nowadays every cellphone has a camera..

... or so I've heard;)

The Author Of This said...

HA! Quality!

Or should that be Quali-titty!

Man, sometimes I amaze myself how funny I can be. Other times, it's just plain childish.

Anonymous said...

Yikes! Well...hey. Now you have a funny, raunchy story to pull out whenever a party is getting slow?

Katelin said...

hahaha. you probably made their day :)

Anonymous said...

Hahah. Love this. It renews my interest in having my first skinny dipping experience ever. Still can't believe it's never happened.

Caz said...

teehee. I've totally skinny dipped in a lake in broad daylight. Then again it was the HUGEST lake imaginable and we totally didn't get caught.

alexa @clevelandsaplum said...

hahaha.

or so ive heard.....

reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally

Anonymous said...

no way! i would have shrieked and given my stealth location away. i just know it.

Eleni Zoe said...

Haha!

Scandalous!

S'Mat said...

Meanwhile those poor olympic rejects are saying 'damn those titty people are everywhere, where can we paddle without looking... well, just looking!'
Wait... are you a hobbyistist? They didn't know you weren't an adolescent!

Anonymous said...

Oh how funny..you little minx you!

Mrs4444 said...

Or you're doing "the deed" on the side of a riverbank and find yourselves observed by a black lab (whose master is 30 seconds behind him), or so I've heard... Hilarious~

Bayjb said...

I will be sure to keep that in mind when I pick my skinny dipping location over the next year. Good to know.

Bayjb said...

I will be sure to keep that in mind when I pick my skinny dipping location over the next year. Good to know.

Psych Post Doc said...

HA, HA, HA

nicole antoinette said...

Ha! I want the day YOU had!

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Anonymous said...

Awesome :)

Anonymous said...

Oh. My.

At least it makes for a good story! :)

Anonymous said...

Oooh! I hate when that happens! Skinny dipping is fun though..

MissNj said...

Hey, look at it this way:

Ocean = (bad-tempered, man-eating)sharks.
Lake = kayakers.

You made a very responsible choice! :)

Tamara said...

Or you and four girl friends are skinny dipping at 2am in a "deserted" hotel pool when you spot the two security guards heading your way... or so I've heard.

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Anonymous said...

Will keep that in mind... :P

Sheila said...

Uh-Oh! At least all that boring running has made your display less humiliating!

Anonymous said...

Haha! I went skinny dipping at night in a public pool a couple weeks ago. I still have scrapes from scaling the fence.