Tuesday, January 27, 2009

You can find me...

... in da club, bottle full of bub.
(Or not.)
(Yeah, I'm lame.)

... at Umm... Now What, writing about a certain guilty pleasure.

... in Chicago or San Fran, in the premiere issue of the Printed Blog!!
(or you could click here and print it out for yourself and pretend you got it from a news box-- I'm on page 4)

... lugging around a giant bag of neuropsychological tests in the snow and on smelly public transit.

13 comments:

Ant said...

"Neuropsychological tests in the snow".

When you come to writing your autobiography please use that as the title...

Emily said...

you're not lame. when i read that i immediately started singing..

"you can find me, in St. Louis rollin on dubs
Smokin on dubs in clubs, blowin up like cocoa puffs.."

ya know, channeling my inner nelly and making an ass of myself.

congrats on the printed blog!! it was great!! :]

Daisy said...

Wow, that sounds great about the Printed Blog, I must check it out. Not so great about the lugging of neuropsychological test and the smelly pubic transport. I'm particularly feeling your pain on that one.

insomniaclolita said...

first sentence and im laughing like a lunatic. youre a 50 fan much?:P I just read the printed blog, and I love it.

Who? Me? said...

you should read the Sookie Stackhouse series by Charlaine (I can't remember if the e is on the end) Harris. It's also about vampires and also uses smoldering too much. BUT it's for grownups and uses more grown up words than smoldering too if you know what I mean... ;)

The Clandestine Samurai said...

Bleh, I hate 50 Cent. But I'm definitely going to check out the Printed Blog thingy.

Tristan | the almost right word said...

First off, I found your post at Umm... Now What quite entertaining. Stop being so shy. Embrace your guilty pleasures! ;)

Loved the intro to this post (50 Cent reference)...lame or not.

And congrats on being in the first issue of The Printed Blog!!

Rachel said...

"...bottle full of bub."

Is that what the lyric is?! I never knew!

S'Mat said...

what does it mean when the bottle is fully full? optimism? tummy ache? not yet paid for? and 50 cent, is that a dollar half-full or half-empty?

what about:
...in da blog, er... full of, er...
hmmm..

Princess Extraordinaire said...

I am singing right along with you sista......gotta love it! I am excited for you to be in printed blog!! Kudos to you girl!

Matt said...

go shawty...

Meghan said...

It's your birthday. We gonna par-ty like it's your birthday!

Saw you in the Printed Blog, congrats :)

Hannah said...

I was reading a magazine yesterday while I was waiting to be my friends model for her make up class and there was a picture of Jess Simpson in there. Ok she looked pretty in the pictures but she looks healthy and happy - is that not the main part?

The media are soon enough to go "look at this celebrity, someone give her a cheeseburger" then as soon as said celebrity has put on weight the media turn round and stab them in the back "Look at this celebrity now she's like a balloon"