Monday, April 9, 2007

Quote and highlight of the weekend!


"You say they taste better when they are writhing. That's why you eat them from the hooves up."
~ The Duke discussing how I consume baby unicorns.

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Highlight of the weekend...

A rather drunken and amateur billiard-ist Duke was playing doubles pool on a team with his brother. His brother was childing him about a shot he was about to take, saying something to the gist of "That is a fucking ridiculous shot! You'll never make that!"

The Duke's response?
Taking the shot, and while not sinking a single ball, managing to (accidentally) ricochet the cue ball directly into his brother's testicles.

Brilliant.

12 comments:

Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

You can't beat a nice bit of slapstick

LMizzle said...

HAHA!

Classic.

Eve said...

Hahahaha. That'll teach him to pipe down.

The Duke said...

And afterwords I was all like "For whom the bell tolls?"

Remember when I missed the break 6 times in a row because I was too drunk to hit the ball?

"Time marches on!"

Ant said...

Beautiful! :oD

Okami said...

Absolutely spectacular!

Jocelyn said...

Any time a pool ball hits testicles, it's comedic brilliance. I love the unicorn quote, too.

The Little Student said...

... Doesn't get much better than that...

Pie! said...

HAHA!

Well played Duke.

Indiana James said...

that sounds like the makings of a good beer commercial

Airam said...

That has to be the cutest unicorn picture I've ever seen!

Now do you know for sure that balls did in fact NOT sink? Or get pushed inward?

The Butterfly Bar said...

Brilliant!

OK, this was just catch up for a bygone musingless week.