Words of wisdom
No matter how annoying or aggravating a particular situation may be, it is always several times worse if you are naked.
Note- This does not refer to a sex related debacle, but rather a solo shower bit of clumsiness. And does anyone know why my bath caddy pieces would be filled with an ink like substance?
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i need more evidence.
I'll remember that the next time I'm in an aggravating situation - note to self - at least you're not naked...
What the heck did you do? Ink in the bath caddy?
Like small-talk with random blokes - always worse when naked...
The primary question here is what the fuck is a bath caddy? Someone in there with you that carries the soap and loofer and suggests what part of your body to wash first and how?
I'm going to be contrary here. My personal motto is "do it naked." If you're going to make a goof of yourself, might as well go all the way, that's what I say.
That was me. I inked all over the place.
why knock the nakedness? instead of what if naked, ask, why not naked?
And you couldn't have told me earlier now could you.. hmpff...
Great blog!!
I will be back for more
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Ha! Rare is it that such a well-crafted bit of wisdom could contain such an equal proportion of humour and oddity!
Ink-like? Whatever it is, I doubt much of it is favourable.
I personally love John's idea - and now must go in search of finding myself a bath caddy.
ps. going back to your facebook post, i heard on CBC radio 1 this morning that the cops busted a large party of '700 youths' near Toronto. They found out about the part from facebook. Personally, what scares me more than a gathering of 700 youths, and the possible fun that might have broken out, is that the cops are surfing facebook looking for such happenings to bust. Meanwhile there were tens of unsolved murders in Toronto last year.
I was trying to think of a counter argument, but it's impossible.
Thanks for the laugh, princess pointful.
It really does depend on the situation, though.
Best words I have heard all week!!!!
Great blog!! I will be back for more!!
Thanks for the comment. I replied to it.
Benjibopper- Then I challenge you to spill a drink over yourself in public twice- once clothed, once naked. Report back to me with the results.
Beth- It could bring some comfort!
What did I do? My bath caddy had been moved since I'd showered the day previously, so I went to move it back, and it fell to pieces, dripping weird ink everywhere. Everytime I went to put it back together, it would find some miraculous way to tumble and spray more fluid. Then, I thought it was stable, and went to prop my leg on it to shave like I always do, and *boom* once more. Now I just try not to touch it and so some precaurious balancing when shaving my legs!
Ant- exactly! And we know you are an expert in that!
John- I hired a bloke from the local golf course to carry all sorts of shower accessories with him in my bath tub. I get him for minimum wage, and we both seem to think it's a good deal ;).
Actually, it is just a fancy name for a little shelf-type thing for clawfoot bathtubs, as they have no edges to hold stuff on.
Dorky Dad- I'll believe you when you start practicing what you preach.
Duke- I really can't trust you anywhere, can I? But I will have to find out how you managed to get ink into my bath caddy arms so precisely.
... or maybe you were thinking it was another kind of caddy?
Indiana James- That sounds like a good personal motto for you.
Crashdummie- I'm sorry. I have failed to give you the wisdom I promised ;)
Mike- Thanks for visiting!! Glad you liked!
Okami- I assure you the local golf pros will be very helpful in your search.
Benji- I guess when something just gets put in your lap, like facebook, one is more inclined to take the sure thing than actually work for it (e.g., solving murders). I'm hearing a lot about people being busted, even just by parents and teachers, on facebook.
Ultra- Ha! My logic is impeccable!
Eric- Care to tell me a contrary situation? :)
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