Sunday, August 19, 2007

Quotes of the night- Out of the mouth of my boyfriend whilst drinking in my hometown edition

"Bites are like kisses... with teeth."

"Just a lesson for you ladies: Dick trumps heart everytime."


(I'm assuming sarcasm played a role in these statements... but with him I'm not always terribly sure.)

11 comments:

Ant said...

Dick Tracy?

Guilty Secret said...

Ha ha sounds like a funny night!

Yoda said...

The first quotes reminds me ... in my earlier years, when I hadn't yet blossomed in the most passionate kisser ever, I bit a girl trying to kiss her!

OUCH!! I'll never forget the expression on her face!

Airam said...

"bites are like kisses with teeth"

Bites can rip flesh. Kisses can't.
I like kisses with bites. I don't like bites without kisses.

Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

Kisses may not rip flesh, but they can tear hearts.

NamesAreHardToPick said...

Okay, the last one was definitely interesting. New card game? Totally kidding.

Yoda said...

Airam, but kisses can rip hearts!!

Beth said...

And a lesson for all males - heart is trump - always.

LMizzle said...

he does say some crazy stuff sometimes.

brandy said...

I'm with Airam on this- a kiss with a bite is defintely better than a bite pretending to be a kiss.

Bonanza JellyBean said...

Dick DOES trump heart every time. Everyone knows that.