... are you tired of spending your money on cars and houses?
... do feel like helping those less fortunate that you?
... are you disappointed that starving African orphans aren't visually stimulating enough?
... do you feel that you can't see concrete enough evidence of your money's impact when you donate to vague causes like homelessness, education, or animal welfare?
... would you like to be able to take the time to get to know the people you are helping, and decide who is most worthy of your generousity?
If you answered "yes" to the above questions, then do I have an opportunity for you!
My Free Implants is the perfect opportunity for you to rid yourself of some excess currency while aiding women cursed enough to have been born with too small breasts.
You can browse our website to hear the tales (and, of course, see the photos) of these poor women, who lack the funds to enhance their mammories themselves. Once you've chosen a worthy recipient (or recipients, if you are feeling particularly philanthropic!), as an official benefactor, you can not only donate to their worthy cause, but engage in live chat with them, as well as receive custom photos and videos (for which you can request special outfits!).
How's that for the donation that gives back? Letters from foster children have nothing on custom videos (and vague other "interactive activities") from these grateful ladies!
Visit our website to hear about success stories, including the inspiring tale of how Morgan was able to achieve her dream of E-cup breasts.
We hope you will find it in your heart to join My Free Implants, and use your wealth to help improve these ladies confidence and self-esteem.*
* Science proves that self-esteem is inextrically tied in to breast size
Check out this highly scientific equation: Bigger boobs = bigger confidence!
Friday, September 7, 2007