Me: Hey, could you help me get unplug my phone charger from behind the dresser?
Him: Why do you need it for such a short time?
Me: I don't want my phone to die when I'm gone.
Him: *rolls eyes*
Me: What happens if you try to call me and it's dead?
Him: Then I know your phone died.
Me: How do you know I wasn't kidnapped by gypsies?
Him: That wouldn't happen.
Me: Why not?
Him: Gypsies are very selective, honey.