Thursday, May 22, 2008

The one in which I discover my low kidnappability score

Me: Hey, could you help me get unplug my phone charger from behind the dresser?


Him: Why do you need it for such a short time?

Me: I don't want my phone to die when I'm gone.

Him: *rolls eyes*

Me: What happens if you try to call me and it's dead?

Him: Then I know your phone died.

Me: How do you know I wasn't kidnapped by gypsies?

Him: That wouldn't happen.

Me: Why not?

Him: Gypsies are very selective, honey.

25 comments:

Arielle said...

Ouch! Haha. Said with love, I'm sure =)

Anonymous said...

yeah, what arielle said

Anonymous said...

SO what exactly are gypsies looking for then?

Anonymous said...

haha. love it.

Rahul said...

Gypsies don't mess around. I saw that on TV.

Dizzie said...

Ha ha I love him! So cool!


And btw, they aren't called gypsies any more - they are called romes... eh... in any other language then English, at least! :)

Anonymous said...

I wish gypsies would come take me.

Anonymous said...

hahaha such love.

Jess said...

Oh, that's mean!

Tonya said...

awe! i would kidnap you!

Katelin said...

haha, love it. that is so something my bf would say too.

Z said...

Bwahaha! ;)

Anonymous said...

Awwwwww, that was funny. In a goodhearted sort of way.

KA said...

... so is there a list of traits the gypsies look for?

Anonymous said...

I wonder what it is about men that makes them so care-less about talking on the phone... Even gypsies probably have cellphones!

Tia said...

haha that's hilarious. my husband would say the same thing to me, for sure.

Anonymous said...

that's ambiguous, to say the least!!

Anonymous said...

oy! lol

Ant said...

Done a lot of gypsy-inspired kidnapping has he? :-)

t.k.foster said...

Is gypsie a politically correct term? Kidding aside, that was cute. He may have to worry about others though.

P said...

Aw, he's sooo nice to you, bless!!!

Anonymous said...

i'd kidnap ya!

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

I thinkitd be awesome to be kidnapped by a gypsy.

Melissa said...

Awww.. I'm sure they would :-)

Crushed said...

I can see you getting along well with the gypsies...

Maybe you should send him a text;

Hi. Gypsies got me. Back some time. Told you so!