"He's got the metabolism of a centaur!"
- Yours truly
(You've never seen a fat centaur, have you?
Or a real one. )
Upon me making small talk with a former classmate about his heavy course load over the upcoming semester...
"Yeah, it's really busy, but I have a lot more time on my hands now that I don't have a girlfriend anymore."
In and of itself, I know this isn't that odd of a statement. But considering I've never once mentioned relationships, my weekend plans, my lunch... hell, anything besides course related brain chemistry to him, and anything more than one minute in length, it was a painfully awkward moment.
My reply, after an obligatory awkward pause? "Well, school will be your girlfriend now."
Asshat of the week award goes to people who talk on cell phones at the gym.
I can't decide who is worse-- the woman who seemingly just goes to the gym so she can call people to tell them she is at the gym, while she lazily does a rep or two while sitting on my coveted ab machine for 10 minutes....
(If you can hold down a conversation while working out, you're doing it wrong)
The woman who was running at least 6 miles an hour, on an incline, with two books and papers spread out all over the screen of the treadmill, while talking on the phone. I had visions of a YouTube worthy series of injuries occurring with bad gym 90s techno serving as the soundtrack.
A pen spontaneously exploded in my hand today. The less comical part of this is that the white cardigan I am wearing to a wedding this weekend has been smeared blue (hey, at least it provided some variability from my typical coffee stains).
The more comical part of this is that it somehow leaked into my bag, where I had stored my "professional" clippy-cloppy high heeled shoes for seeing clients, so that I could wear flip flops for most of the day. More specifically, it spilled right onto one heel, which I didn't notice until the entire hallway of the clinic was polka-dotted with navy splotches.
I am away this weekend to a fabulous little island getaway for a very close friend's wedding (and somehow fitting in ridiculous amounts of course reading between drinks). However, upon my return (Monday to be specific), I have some very big bloggie news--- so stay tuned!!