The Facebook status updates that weren't
An aside-- would you like to find out what movies I'm glad I didn't see in 2008 and my thoughts on the great Tom Cruise debate? Come visit me in the land of Brandy!
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(Background: Annual Christmas party, now held in January, with seven of my besties, mucho wine, cheese, and debauchery)
Princess thinks that an average of nearly two bottles of wine each is a little frightening.
Princess still has not reached her maximum cheese capacity.
Princess is giving Snoop a run for his money.
Princess is doing the limbo beneath a Swiffer.
Princess is now spanking her friend with said Swiffer.
Princess is all about having whip cream sprayed liberally into her mouth.
Princess is sharing a lollipop with a cricket in it. It apparently tastes nutty.
Princess hates it when she falls while enacting sexy dance moves.
Princess is the walrus... koo-koo-ka-choo!
Princess is laughing at S's dogpile related injuries and her resulting washcloth and ribbon bandage.
Princess does not think that picture is a very good idea at all.
Princess is perplexed as to why her friends are singing along to the Chipmunks.
Princess is surprised at the cornucopia of salacious information exchanged in a game of "I've Never".
Princess wonders why her boyfriend doesn't respond when she texts him "Wooooooo!"
Princess thinks it is time for bed when people starts singing Achy-Breaky Heart.
(and today... "Princess' head and tummy wish she would stop pretending she is 19.")
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Brett is loving it. The word verification for this post was illoody, great word!
Hope wishes she was as funny as Princess P.
:)
Princess is surprised at the cornucopia of salacious information exchanged in a game of "I've Never".
Word of the day. Play any game and I promise you that salacious information will be exchanged. Human nature = pure evil.
Ewww on the cricket lollipop! Admit it, you only ate it because you were hammered, right?
Well that certainly sounds like it was a great night. The morning after...not so much :)
What did we do before facebook?! hahah
ahh the art of facebook status..I update it sooo many times wherever i am, usually..most of them are silly, but not as funny as yours ;)
Facebook updates aren't meant to be true...
Are they?
Mine sometimes is. But more often it rerads things like 'Crushed is feeding the Sea Squirts' or 'Crushed is cganting Om in a Mahayana temple'
Being the Walrus is good. Better than being the Eggman.
Your party sounds good. I'm wishing I'd been there! Especially for the game of I've never. Except I often do badly at that.
Princess wonders why her boyfriend doesn't respond when she texts him "Wooooooo!"
If you ever find the answer to that, please share with me :-p
Hahaha, sounds like a fun night!
"Princess wonders why her boyfriend doesn't respond when she texts him 'Wooooooo!'"
LOL!
sounds like you had a good time. ha ha!
Princess wonders why her boyfriend doesn't respond when she texts him "Wooooooo!"
Totally. Been there.
And I agree, what did we do before Facebook? I didn't get my account until I was 22.
Facebook update are creepy! My friends are HOOKED on this one person's daily updates- it's their soap opera...and the person has no clue!
Still not on facebook, and loving it!
Ashley wonders how the hell you managed to find a cricket lollipop.
I also wonder what we did before facebook?
How come we aren't facebook friends?
ah, that sounds like so much fun! Lily loves your facebook updates.
haha, this is really really cute.
Yoda is certain that Facebook is going to be the end of us all.
limbo under a swiffer! good idea!
Sounds like a great party!
I'm jealous. Wish I would have had that kind of weekend. ;)
One of my friends leaves real facebook updates almost exactly like that! Funnier from you though!
This might be the best post in the entire history of posts. I giggled all the way through. And really, no night can be called a stellar night until the "I am the walrus" line comes out!
RS27 is wondering why he's never invited to these things.
Meghan thinks that sounds like a wicked night and wishes to see said picture.
Proof that you really are a FB status-update addict. And a clever one, at that. ;)
Two bottles of wine each--go for it! :) Funny post.
Great post!
haha sounds like a great party. especially the swiffer limbo, haha.
a lollipop with a cricket in it?!
you're brave
This is totally cracking me up. Especially the maximum cheese capacity. LOVE IT.
miss button is wondering how she has never seen a post like this before...
Every single time I get a hangover, I'm really surprised. Like: "Oh, shit! I forgot that this happens!"
This is why it terrifies me I have Facebook downloaded on my phone. Just asking for all these to be real. Regardless, sounds like an AWESOME night!
You absolutely win for the Beatles status.
I've actually used that myself.
lol.. love it! Sounds like an awesome night :)
Sounds like a great night!
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