Cheese covered girly bits
Okay.
I really do swear that, contrary to recent posting trends, I am seriously on a hiatus.
However, sometimes I do something so ridiculous that it needs to be shared.
So, today, I'm at lunch at the campus pub, celebrating a friend's successful thesis defense. I've ordered a veggie burger with cheese, and when it arrives, the server points at some napkin-wrapped cutlery across the table. I reach for it.
Just as I am going to put my burger together, a guy across the table says, "So, you like cheese, hey?"
I pause. "Yeah, why?"
He laughs.
"No, seriously, " I reply. "I feel like I'm missing something here."
He tells me to look at my shirt.
I have somehow managed to dunk my left breast in the melting cheese on my burger. It appears as though I have an engorged flaky cheddar areola.
Did I mention that I defend my PhD proposal this afternoon?
Yeah.
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Now that sounds suspiciously similar to something I would've done
at least you had a shirt on, right?
That is hilarious.
Hysterical.
Robert B. Parker had one of his characters do that once. All I can remember is the phrase "you're about to put your tit in the tortellini."
Now, every time I consume or even pass by tortellini, I think of that phrase.
Thanks, brain. Don't bother remembering the important stuff. Please hang onto THAT phrase for 20 years.
Sigh.
Aw man, I always do stuff like that too. And always at the worst times.
sounds totally like something i'd do... how'd the proposal go???
That's a total me move. Good luck with your thesis today!!!
That's pretty classic, and hysterical!!!
How did your proposal go?!
Cheese boob... that's hot!
Boob-smeared cheese is possibly the best preparation for your proposal defence you could think of. Those dirty old professors will just lap it up.
Literally.
Hope it goes well today. And, that you have a jacket to put over the boob-cheese.
WOW! Well, um, at least you can start your thesis with a funny story!
The defense went well, actually.
It probably helped that I spent way too long peeling off cheese chunks from my chest. And I wore a cardigan.
Congratulations on defending your thesis proposal! Now, it is just the last step of actually writing up the dissertation and defending it :-)
I can only imagine what you'd do with nachos...a cheesy recreation of Carrie?
ai yai yai!!! lol...you are hilare!
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Haha - I know I shouldn't laugh but I admit, I had a little giggle.
How did the defence go?
Umm, wow. That definitely sounds like something that would happen to me.
How'd the defense go?
so??? how did the dissertation proposal defense go?
must.know.
with love from pittsburgh...
I really believe every part of my body should love cheese. :)
I'm glad the defence still went sell.
That really is a hilarious story, though.
As long as you weren't defending your thesis to the guy who noticed the cheese, I think you're A-OK.
Brilliant! Poor you - I hope you had time to change before the thesis defense!
Hehe.. Sorry.. But it is really funny :)
LOL. Don't feel too bad, you just brightened his day.;)
A cheesy aroela....BUAHAHA!
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