Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Cheese covered girly bits

Okay.
I really do swear that, contrary to recent posting trends, I am seriously on a hiatus.

However, sometimes I do something so ridiculous that it needs to be shared.

So, today, I'm at lunch at the campus pub, celebrating a friend's successful thesis defense. I've ordered a veggie burger with cheese, and when it arrives, the server points at some napkin-wrapped cutlery across the table. I reach for it.

Just as I am going to put my burger together, a guy across the table says, "So, you like cheese, hey?"

I pause. "Yeah, why?"

He laughs.

"No, seriously, " I reply. "I feel like I'm missing something here."

He tells me to look at my shirt.

I have somehow managed to dunk my left breast in the melting cheese on my burger. It appears as though I have an engorged flaky cheddar areola.

Did I mention that I defend my PhD proposal this afternoon?

Yeah.

27 comments:

Deutlich said...

Now that sounds suspiciously similar to something I would've done

Kat Argonza said...

at least you had a shirt on, right?

KMcJoseph said...

That is hilarious.

Michael said...

Hysterical.

Robert B. Parker had one of his characters do that once. All I can remember is the phrase "you're about to put your tit in the tortellini."

Now, every time I consume or even pass by tortellini, I think of that phrase.

Thanks, brain. Don't bother remembering the important stuff. Please hang onto THAT phrase for 20 years.

Sigh.

Mandy said...

Aw man, I always do stuff like that too. And always at the worst times.

Z said...

sounds totally like something i'd do... how'd the proposal go???

Bayjb said...

That's a total me move. Good luck with your thesis today!!!

notthelifeiordered said...

That's pretty classic, and hysterical!!!

How did your proposal go?!

Just Playing Pretend said...

Cheese boob... that's hot!

Ant said...

Boob-smeared cheese is possibly the best preparation for your proposal defence you could think of. Those dirty old professors will just lap it up.

Literally.

Abbey said...

Hope it goes well today. And, that you have a jacket to put over the boob-cheese.

Lauren said...

WOW! Well, um, at least you can start your thesis with a funny story!

Princess Pointful said...

The defense went well, actually.
It probably helped that I spent way too long peeling off cheese chunks from my chest. And I wore a cardigan.

Yoda said...

Congratulations on defending your thesis proposal! Now, it is just the last step of actually writing up the dissertation and defending it :-)

EF said...

I can only imagine what you'd do with nachos...a cheesy recreation of Carrie?

closetsareforclothes said...

ai yai yai!!! lol...you are hilare!

Jenny said...

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nuttycow said...

Haha - I know I shouldn't laugh but I admit, I had a little giggle.

How did the defence go?

EP said...

Umm, wow. That definitely sounds like something that would happen to me.

How'd the defense go?

L said...

so??? how did the dissertation proposal defense go?

must.know.

with love from pittsburgh...

Andhari said...

I really believe every part of my body should love cheese. :)

carolsnotebook said...

I'm glad the defence still went sell.

That really is a hilarious story, though.

Maris said...

As long as you weren't defending your thesis to the guy who noticed the cheese, I think you're A-OK.

Daisy said...

Brilliant! Poor you - I hope you had time to change before the thesis defense!

Melissa said...

Hehe.. Sorry.. But it is really funny :)

Hannah said...

LOL. Don't feel too bad, you just brightened his day.;)

Therapeutic Ramblings said...

A cheesy aroela....BUAHAHA!