The scene: At a pub with the Duke and a single male friend of his, who we will hereby refer to as Alex. We have just exchanged a few words with two women at the table to the right, one of whom Alex finds rather fetching.
Monday, August 10, 2009
Alex: That girl kind of reminds me of the guy from The Matrix.
The Duke: Who, Keanu Reeves?
Alex: No, the other guy.
Me: Lawrence Fishburne?
Alex: No, you know, the Agent Smith guy.
Me: She reminds you of Hugo Weaving?!?!
The Duke: Dude, I hope this is something you already know, but seriously, don't ever, ever tell a girl that she looks like Hugo Weaving.