I'm staring at myself bleary-eyed in the mirror.
I notice the remnants of yesterday's mascara smudged around my eye, so I grab a cotton pad, douse it in liquid, and press it against my right eye.
Wincing, I manage to pry open my eye, and splash some water into. I turn my good eye to the counter to see not a small blue bottle of eye make-up remover, but a large pink bottle.
I have just put nail polish remover in my eye.
I've never been so happy to not read "Please avoid contact with eyes" in my life.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009