Thursday, February 18, 2010

Things I know that I didn't want to know, thanks to Facebook

Apparently my cousin got her, and I quote, "pussy pierced".

Apparently it initially hurt really badly.

Apparently it will be back and ready for action in 2 weeks.

Apparently it looks great.

Not only do I now know more about my cousin's genitals than I ever hoped to, but so do the rest of her Facebook friends, her aunt, her brother, and her mother.

Oh yes, and her grandmother.

TMI is a vast understatement at this moment in time.

20 comments:

LiLu said...

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Glad I'm not the only klassy one around here.

Ashalah said...

HAHA OMG wow. That's all I can say...

TMC said...

eeewww. I'm all for self-expression, blah blah blah but that's just too much. apparently cousin doesn't know that you can CHOOSE who sees your status and who doesn't.

P.T said...

Privacy is dead.

Ant said...

Haha! Awesome.

Can she perhaps put some sort of radio transceiver into the piercing so we can get regular status updates?

"Uh oh, bit yeasty..." etc.

choochoo said...

Hahahahahahaha! Just be glad she didn't post pictures... did she?

Jazz said...

Shudder...

All Mod Cons said...

Another reason for why Facebook is just plain shite.

P said...

And now we all know about it too!!!

Ouch.

(And "ew" @ Ant's comment...)

Mega said...

Its why none of my family can be found on my Facebook. I like to keep a degree of separation.

Bayjb said...

Holy crap that is hilarious. Seriously. Gotta love Facebook

Mandy said...

I have no words for that. Sometimes people amaze me.

Meghan said...

Wow, I suspect nothing is held back at the thanksgiving dinner convo.

Katelin said...

haha wow, that is definitely too much to be sharing on facebook, yikes.

Christina In Wonderland said...

Wow. Just wow. That definitely does fit into TMI. That's why you should never be friends with your family online. Bad things happen.

S'Mat said...

two weeks? i have trouble even saying pussy... that reminds me actually of a story where a friend of mine got confused about how to pronounce the heteronyms 'pussy' and 'pussy'... she gets them confused fairly frequently come to think of it. hinjinks might ensue if your sis doesn't look after her new cybernetic enhancement well enough.

City Soliloquy said...

Yeesh!

Wow that's some overshare there.

Think about the awesome/cringe-worthy conversations you can have at the next family reunion!!

Roshan said...

She got her....what pierced? Man that must have hurt like a ..... Make sure the grandmother is ok! I would have had a heart attack!

tonyadesigns said...

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day!

angeli diaz said...

okay im having a pretty bad day and this just made me crack up!!