Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Secret porn star?

Every once in a while, since I have a really distinct first name, I google myself and see what comes up.

Today I decided to do a blogger search. I found a few posts specifically relevant to me and a few relevant to other select few other folk who share my name (side note- I didn't even know until a few years ago that anyone had the same first name as me).

The weirdest thing, however, is finding that I am apparently a secret erotica star on blogger. There is a whole slew of dirty stories on different blogs (you know, like hotasianchicks and dirtyschoolgirls dot blogspot sites... I refuse to provide you all with a direct link... it isn't too hard to find them yourself if you really need some dirty stories) starring me and another regular cast of characters. Even weirder is that the rest of the characters (at least what I can tell from the brief descriptions provided... I'm too disturbed to read in detail about my second career as a dirty nurse) have really ordinary run-of-the-mill names.

I guess for all the Sarah's and John's out there, this is nothing new. But for me, it's vaguely creepy. They feel really personalized!

I really hope that someone from high school hasn't remained pervetedly enamored with me or something.

2 comments:

Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

I believe that someone is running a blog of that ilk which contains stories hewn about celebrities from the world of music.

Morrissey getting jiggy with Dido, and such like.

Perhaps there is some high school weirdo trading on your illustrious name.

Royalty cash-in time, methinks.

Princess Pointful said...

This is an intriguing possibility...
massive law suit = money
money = holiday from grad school
holiday from grad school = very very happy me

That or I could get rich writing about Lionel Richie's threesome with Enya and Yo Yo Ma. Hot!